Which actually reminds me of something so horrible that someone said to me earlier today.A lot more horrible than the idea of them growing old.
Anyways, because of my anxiousness over my own inevitable demise, i shall be deleting the actual written ending of the deathly hallows from my mind, so that it is no longer sullied with the horrible images of my three favorite characters buy christian louboutin growing into boring, middleaged, kidraising, workgoing, dull responsible adults.
So anyways, they destroy peter pan because he's an arrogant douche and he didn't want to accept them into his tropical paradise.Then the lost boys, now free from the tyranny of the horrible pan, accept the four witches and wizards as their new overlords and crown them kings and queens of never never land.And there they rule, benevolently.
Off to christian louboutin spiked heels never never land where they remain young forever and they befriend the lost boys and they meet a fellow witch, tinkerbell.I know she's tiny and she has wings so technically she's a fairy but she has a wand, too, did you notice?
Harry potter and the deathly hallows alternate ending
All seven years of his new life as a wizard were nothing more than a big, elaborate dream, and he is but a malnourished, unloved little boy with absolutely no magical powers.Shudders
I've been thinking mostly about the ending of the deathly hallows.The end of the story is basically a time warp in which you find harry, ron and hermione nineteen years in the future sending their kids off to hogwarts, and i find this ending somewhat disturbing because in many ways i am completely uncomfortable with the idea of growing old, and infirm, and incontinent.
Okay, now that is just twisted and wrong.I did not come up with that myself, so don't blame me if you are having nightmares over this idea.
Tinkerbell teachers them the power of happy thoughts and they all learn how to fly, but then they run into the great and terrible captain hook.And naturally they annihilate him with the avada kedavra curse, because let's face it he's nothing but a run down, old amputee anyway.
Okay, anyway, my revised ending is a lot more on the"Not horribly depressing"Side.In my version, ron, harry and hermione shall never, ever grow old and they shall continue to have fantastic adventures for many, ralph lauren many, many, many, many more years.Possibly forever(Or until the universe collapses in on itself. )
Okay, so this is what happens:
Imagine if you will, after many, many years of wonderful, fantastic adventures, at the end of deathly hallows, harry potter wakes up to find himself in his old louis vuitton bags womens broom cupboard in the dursley's house laying down realizing that it was all a dream.
Now i know what you're thinking,"Now that's interesting and everything but what fun would this be without some opposition? "Well i'm glad you asked.Now i won't go into all the details but they end up crossing paths with cannibalistic savages, undead stingrays returning from the depths of hell, poisonous maneating plants, murderous jungle trolls, evil wand wielding mermaids and on, and on, and on.
Following the great war of hogwarts, harry, ron and hermione bid farewell to their families and hop onto their brooms and maybe ginny possibly comes too because harry kind of likes her i guess but they all fly off into the sky.Second star to the right, straight on 'till morning!
Hey, it's mari and i have been thinking a lot about the harry potter series lately, perhaps a little bit too much to be totally honest. |